You win!
Everyone is a winner. Everyday. You too. There are no loosers in this world.
1. Rip the Award image and save it as nasty1.gif
2. Cut'n'paste this code into your page.

<a href="http://www.deathsdoor.com/nasty_java">
<img src="nasty1.gif" align="bottom" width="153" height="126" alt="The Nasty JavaScript Award"></a>
3. Be happy
Click me home.