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Car Stereos'
How to Get 'em
Cheap (FREE)
By: Ivan Lendl
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Disclaimer: What is discussed in this file is for
Entertainment purposes only and should
Not be taken seriously. The nature
of this file is highly is highly illegal
so remember kiddies, this is a no no!
Okay, now that that's out of the way, let's begin....How many times have
you walked across a car and said Damn I wish I had a radio like that?
Well, its easier than you think! There are a few ways to get into a car
lemme tell you about 'em. (DON'T DO IT! ITS ILLEGAL!)
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Number 1:
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This is probably the easiest way. Car windows usually make a lot of
noise when you break them, so obviusly, throwing a rock at them
sure isn't going to get the job done. Sure it'll break the window,
but itsd gonna make so much noise, you might attract someone you don't
want. 1st thing you do is get some porceline. Now since you probably
aren't going to want to throw a toilet through a car windows, the best
source of porceline is a spark plug. See the vibrations created when the
porceline comes in contact with the glass it shatters. That means you
don't have to throw it hard, hell, you don't have to throw it at all
just hit the window with the spark plug, and it will quietly shatter.
No noise, nothing, and you're in! Of course if you want to know how
to actually get the sterao out of the car look for part two of this
article. Another way to break into through the window is also pretty
easy. You will need a flat head screwdriver. Stick the screwdriver
where the window meets the door, and turn it, and poof another car
window quietly shattered. And again you're in you car and ready to
remove the radio.
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Number 2:
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Okay, Now how to break into convertiables....This doesn't even involve
breaking any windows! Isn't that special....It does however involve a
very big nyphe. Figured it out yet? Yup, cut a hole in that damn roof
and climb in. Simple huh? There are some convertiables that you need
no outside tools to break into. As hard as this sounds to believe, the
Ford Mustang has a zipper on the back, yes, a zipper. It is located right
under that cheezy little window in the back of the car. Just unzip, and
you're in! Wasn't that simple???!!! Another interesting car is the
Suzuki Samurai, and the Isuzu Tracker...these car roofs snap on with
little buttons and are quite accessiable from the outside without too
much trouble. Just unbutton the roof, and climb in....Now I know what
you're saying who would want to break into a Samurai...remember, most
of these cars are owned by teenagers; teenagers who love expensive
loud stereos!
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Number 3:
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The final part of this is a little more difficult. Now what most
everyone knows, is that cars with expensive radios will often have
expensive alarms. Not a Problem...Well sometimes a problem....Now
most of these cars have sunroofs right? Right! now, most car
alarms sensors to not include the roof. So bring yor trusty crowbar,
and climb up onto that sucker, and pry that roof right open. The
locks on these roofs are pretty flimsy, and the ruff pulls right open
without too much effort. If the car has one of those glass sun-roofs,
use those methods described in breaking the windows. Of course some
car alarms do affect the roof, so you just gotta say oh well for now.
At leat until I figure out how to get into those. I'll keep you
informed!
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Special...
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This part is just some final notes. Remeber, Vans often have neat stuff
in them, and they often have skylites which are quite often open and readily
acssiable. Also for those of you guys that are strong, and I mean
REALLY strong, there's an easy way to get into cars. There's a tool you
can get for about 15 bux at a hardware store. I'm not exactly Handy Andy
so I don't know what the tool is called. It lookes like a really big
staple remover with a handle. Ask them for it, tehy'll show ya. At least
you got a visual of what it looks like. Anyway this tool fits very well
arouns the keyhole of a car. And like I said if you're REALLY strong,
you latch onto the car key hole, and yank! The car lock pops right out,
and you can now enter the car. Piece 'o cake. If you're strong as hell
that is!
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Well, that does it, look for part II of this article which will tell how
to actually remove the radios from the cars. Look for it very soon, as
long many other text files from Mindless Mayhem.
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And remember, this stuff is illegal, and this article was ment for
your reading pleasure only and not to be taken seriously, and definetly
not attempted.
Oh ya, You can copy this as often as you like, and upload it wherever
you want, but out of courtesy to me the author, I ask you not change
or modify this file in any way. Thank You.
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Written by IVAN LENDL, the tennis player gone BAD!
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11-19-91
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